but of course I still want
- I would loove to have an Energy Creation Device that produces 200% more energy than it uses. There is just something so so sexy about defying the laws of physics.
- Here's some stuff I want in my apartment (besides a bigger apartment but that wouldn't be in it I guess); a Huit # 8 sofa, Dror Benshetrit's Wall Art Chair which would be a huge space saver and plus y'know more artsy less fartsy. I'll need that space for one of these spas by Catalina with a 42" plasma TV ( I really feel some musician is going to get this in the back of a hummer) or maybe this Samadhi tank spa is more what I need to help me relieve stress and chill out. And floorplanner.com can help me actually plan where everything goes, without doing too much heavy lifting.
- I kind of want to see the Soundwagon ,"a tiny VW bus that will play all your records. Just set down Soundwagon on a record and it plays your music as it drives with a needle on the bottom and a battery-powered speaker in the back," in action. Now I just need to find a record.But I'm sure that must be kind of trippy and of course cool (especially if you're the top who'd be into records and VW buses, which means you probably enjoy weed.)
- I really need a Sha-Poopie because honestly picking up after my dog is the most disgusting thing ever.
- Marc Jacobs has made a really weird back to front shoe where "A chunky, four-inch heel nestles horizontally just under the ball of the foot. Where you'd expect a heel, there is nothing but fresh air. The centre of gravity therefore is somewhere under the arch of the foot, forcing the whole body to tilt forward" Hmm seems really impractical and my feet already hurt enough, plus I don't think I'd like walking basically on tip toes. And they're not that cute.. though I guess it's whimsy and fashion. But if you're into such things I would suggest you also invest in the Immobilizer, a stun gun, with 900,000 volts (which seems like a hell of a lot) disguised as a cell phone, though you can't actually use it as a phone) - either way it still seems far more effective than the rape whistle.
- I know it's in poor taste but I do love love love Zara and the swastika originally meant good luck...
- and something I don't want and probably don't want to be friends with anyone who does have it, Vulva Original, not a perfume but rather a " beguiling vaginal scent which is purely a substance for your own smelling pleasure." That's sick. Who would want something like that? besides maybe Miggs from Silence of the Lambs.
- A monogrammed shopper bag from Garnet Hill ( I wonder if they can monogram in lowercase? I like that better)
- A toxic spill tee from the Tank Theory Artist Society that apparently is mean to "embody the sinister side of the quest for the fountain of youth.. Facelifts, nosejobs, chin tucks, botox injections, pinches, pulls, clips, rips and ruptures.. its all gravity from there." I guess but I just think it looks cool and trippy.
- A wood and fabric bangle from Corviere
- or a Snowflake Bracelet from AESA
- From Emily Katz, a sweetheart wrap dress (I think even I may be able show some decent cleve in that)
- I'm actually diggin' most everything I've seen at zsuzsi wolf jewelry.
- Amos in Mushroom by Mike and Chris- a long knit scarf that can also be worn as a hat.
- I think I'll buy a pair of Glovers, one double glove for holding hands and two mittens and just keep them for when I fall in love in a cold climate.
- But since I'm still single I'll settle for these Fingerless Leather gloves by Nine West
- This Back Yoke dress from Topshop Unique looks like something Joan Crawford would wear so it has that classic movie star appeal.
- I wonder if this Recycle symbol Pendant is made from actual recycled materials, then I think it'd impress my "green" friend more. or maybe they would dig this Life Pendant from Rosario Merola which is so simple but can be read so deeply.
- A necklace that can be used to hold herbs and spices. I would love to be that into cooking (or stashing weed)
- This Tribeca Hat reminds me of Goldie Hawn movies from the late 60s and Greenwich Village in the falling leaves.
- A few homemade pleated skirts (or more accurately someone to make it for me; I'm shamefully lazy)
- This Safari Leather Jacket from Gypsies and Lords.
- This Hair Comb from Theresia Hvorslev would really make me feel like a princess. As would this dress from Courtney Gather.
- and I don't think I could pull of this Landscape Dress but it is still incredibly unique and beautiful, it would be gorgeous on a fall wedding day in New England.
(and yeah I couldn't not try to be witty or comment. it's a gift..and a curse) Sphere: Related Content
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