Political Porno: An Assortment of Randomocity

• The Democrats had a debate last night, I think some internet site was involved as well, and I must admit I didn't watch. I think I'm getting a little burned out on this election already, though I have plenty of time to get back the fire considering it is still the middle of July about a full year before the Conventions, but I also didn't watch because I was sure it would be on the internet, and whatta you know? Here's a page with every question and "answer" though there seemed to be a lot of mere talking points and no actual debate, but I'm glad that people think John Edwards did well.
  
• Though it may not matter; voters are stupid; with this kind of idea there would never have been a President Clinton.
• And speaking of Americans; they all think everyone else is racists, just not themselves. And there are far more delightful nuggets of discrimination here. Which is probably a good thing because I can't stand Barack or to look at him. And I think I found out the reason why; its because all black people look the same, or at least many black males of the same body type and age. Looking at Barack from last night he looked a lot older, with gray hair and I realized he was beginning to look like my dad, (sorry I don't have a picture; I've seen him twice in the last 8 years) who also had his look stolen by Tony Dungy, so its not that I hate Barack, its that I hate my dad...and also Barack
  
• Hating Gay People; I knew there was something that could bring Fundamentalists Christians and Muslims (and Jews, probably as well) together. Though of course the most famous and first rainbow came from God to another man.
  
• No Cindy, you won't. And I would love if you would not get so full of yourself and try to attack one of the few people who know what they're doing, and that are actually trying to end the war, because even if, disaster of disaster, you were elected lord knows with your years of politcal experience and allies not to mention your powerful position as a first term representative you would be able to accomplish oh so much. I hate to say it but you're not Gandhi, you're diluting the cause and making a mockery of it and yourself so please just go away and mourn in private. K?
• And finally as I'm sure you know by now for a few hours on Friday, while Georgie was undergoing a colonscopy to remove some polyps (funny word) Dick Cheney was the President of the United States (soo cold; help me) and amazingly the Dick didn't take it as his chance to destroy the sun and all life on earth, though we may have to thank a team of doctors ( how many people can say they've stuck something up the President's ass?) for averting crisis, at least according to the Daily Show
• But who knows how close we were to this dystopic present predicted by a Reagan diplomat , only to be rescued by the new Sons of Liberty. Talkin' bout a revolution.

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