Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Breaking News...Rehab Works

You know all the press stories about Lindsay Lohan being in rehab and loving it, then getting an alcohol monitoring anklet, and turning a corner in her life? Yeah so much for that. TMZ, which is all over this (and probably salivating) has reported that Lindsay was arrested for a DUI last night after chasing a friend's SUV. At the station she blew a .13 and cocaine was found in her possession. Of course this story is now everywhere, and will be for quite awhile. I don't if I'm beginning to feel sorry for her, but I hope she changes her life, because she really needs to change her life, and not just rehab celebrity style or she'll become the least talented member of the 27 Club. I mean like at that mug shot; she's 21 but she's looking like Dana Plato. That would be beyond tragic if she ended up the same way.
(but a reason I love Good Day L.A. is because they do things like lead with this story (with like full team coverage) instead of the Democratic debate like everyone else. God Bless L.A.)

And in other train wreck news Britney had a rather, um (beyond horrible and embarrassing if the photos are ever released) interesting photo shoot. Apparently Britney brought in her own team to do a photoshoot for OK! magazine and things did not turn out well. Here are some "highlights" according to TMZ. com ( the most important site ever, naturally- though I have a feeling the show is going to basically be Celebrity Justice)

according to our sources, "completely out of it" during the shoot. The photos are "so bad" we've learned, that to publish them could "kill her career." Apparently, Brit Brit's eyes rolled back in her head at one point, causing her to look half dead. Her mood, we're told, was extremely erratic. She took frequent bathroom breaks our source says, and each time she returned her mood would change. She was also completely paranoid during the entire interview, fearing at one point the ceiling was about to cave in on her.

We've also learned that Brit had some issues with hygiene on the set as well. At one point, Britney ordered up some fried chicken to munch on. We're told after she chowed down, she wiped her hands on a several thousand dollar Gucci dress that she was wearing for the shoot, staining it with grease. Yuck! One of her dogs also needed some assistance in the housebreaking department. Our on-set spy says that the dog pooped all over the floor, and Brit used (what else?) -- a Chanel dress to clean it up!...As for how Brit looked for the photos, another nightmare. We've learned that OK! hired two of the best hair and makeup artists in L.A. to transform the once-bald beauty into something more presentable, but she wasn't havin' none of that. She refused to let the hired help touch her, opting instead for her "skanky friends" to do her hair and makeup

What the hell do they do to these girls at Promises?! Cuz lord knows they're not okay. Does Promises actually implant some suggestion so the guests relapse, then have to return to Promises for thousands a day. Who knows, but Hollywood is seeming more and more like
Chicomecoatl, and the like. These don't seem like they're gonna turn out well...

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