Overheard in L.M.E.- Waking Up/Potter

an early morning (ahem 10:40 a.m) Feb. 16

a dam e: what are you up to?
a dam e: is it nice outside?
ev livid e: well im sitting in the dark
ev livid e: haven't looked
ev livid e: blinds are shut
ev livid e: i do a transition period
ev livid e: where the blinds remain shut in the morning
ev livid e: then slowly, ever 10 min, i open them up a little bit
a dam e: does {REDACTED} agree with your strategem
ev livd e: until they are fully open
ev livid e: no, because i actually don't do my strategem
ev livid e: she leaves one of them half open
a dam e: ah
ev livid e: so that in the morning, it cuts off my chances of employing my strategem
a dam e: whore
ev livid e: but in my perfect world, i'd get to do my gradual blind opening
ev livid e: (GaBO)
a dam e: shouldn' that be GraBO
ev livid e: no. the R makes it sound crude
ev livid e: gahhh bo
ev livid e: not GRAB oh!
a dam e: that's dirty
ev livid e: exactly
ev livid e: not my style
a dam e: yeah your style is filth
a dam e: exotic filth
ev livid e: exof? no
ev livid e: mine is lme
ev livid e: COUNT IT
a dam e: i believe that is OURS
ev livid e: did you know OURS in french means BEAR
ev livid e: rawr
a dam e: but there are no bears in france?
ev livid e: they have a name for it, so they probably do
a dam e: we have a name for aliens
ev livid e: just like we have the word for mermaid because they really exist
ev livid e: my point exactly
ev livid e: well, you mean terrorists?
ev livid e: or my nemesis, who isn't a citizen?
ev livid e: lock em all up
a dam e: all of 'em
ev livid e: lock up the crazies!!
ev livid e: lutcraz!
ev livid e: lutcraz in alcatraz shzaaam
a dam e: what?
ev livid e: i was combining the previous word
ev livid e: im trying to stay smart by doing new and challenging things everyday
ev livid e: you know, like old people doing crosswords
a dam e: hahah
ev livid e: this is my stay-smart strategy
ev livid e: sss
a dam e: sounds very parselmouth
ev livid e: ps can you believe that we're going to get a new hp book and movie within the same week?
ev livid e: i will need a drink in hand to not go crazy
ev livid e: wait, maybe that will make it worse
a dam e: she should have had the book come out on 7/7/07
a dam e: cuz it is the 7th book
ev livid e: thats when eva longoria and tony parker are getting marrie
a dam e: a drink never makes anything worse
ev livid e: d
ev livid e: too much of a media competition
a dam e: boo
ev livid e: i know
ev livid e: i like france though
a dam e: harry potter would win in dominant fashion
ev livid e: i like fashion
ev livid e: daniel radcliffe said in an interview that he hopes harry dies
a dam e: i read that
ev livid e: i don't like daniel anymore
a dam e: he's nakey in his new play
a dam e: yeah you do
ev livid e: if harry dies, do you know how many kids will be fucked up
ev livid e: and depressed?
ev livid e: it will be the new "lost generation"
ev livid e: full of kids who have no hope, that evil will triumph over everything
a dam e: or it'll just toughen 'em up
ev livid e: or make them sad
a dam e: either way
ev livid e: i saw the photos from his new play. he is quite ripped!
a dam e: told you you still like him
ev livid e: just because i like looking at someone's body doesn't mean i like someone's brain
a dam e: touche!
ev livid e: wait, did i just argue against myself?
a dam e: i'm not sure
ev livid e: daniel's always been defined by his looks, that is looking like harry potter
a dam e: yes
ev livid e: so i don't have to like his actual personage
ev livid e: i just like him as harry
ev livid e: kapiche
ev livid e: ?
a dam e: acceptable
ev livid e: i like this. my brain feels warm
ev livid e: literally
a dam e: are you high right now?
ev livid e: no
ev livid e: i am feeling intelligent

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