a dream or a song: Material Lust: Things that are too cool/trendy for me*

*but I still, of course, want.

Some things I cant afford or fit in the apartment but that I wouldn't mind being in the "dream house:

An Ultra Thin OLED technology TV from Sony
Continuing my theme from last week of having optically illused furniture, B&B Italia "has designed this moon sofa for positioning in the center of a room. Its continuous shape appears to change as you observe it from different points in the room."
This LED Coffee table that when an object passes over the top, the lights directly beneath it go off" seems like it would be a phenomenal thing for parties, though parties would probably be what leads it to being broken. It reminds me of the Reactable Tactile Synth, though I don't think this one plays music.
The Thalassor Baleina whirlpool tub has massage jets, hydrojets, and a chromotherapy system that offers 512 colors (I don't even know exactly what that it but I want) and would easily be the most artistic thing in my "little girls' room."
If I could instill the Asko Home Pub/beer fridge with door tap next to the Whirlpool Espresso Fridge I think that would be the solution to and cause of a lot of those rough morning afters.
And of course having a GraGraph Home Richter Scale is something that I didn't know I wanted and needed all these years. It's like a barometer but with exponential destructive measuring fun.

These Butterfly Rings by Mixko may be the cutest, most whimsical things ever; and only $12! This Black stainless steel ring is a lot more sophisticated, but Sarah Sheridan's wide concrete ring seems a lot hipper and edgy. Gritty.
When I was young and my mom was scared about some stranger pretending like he was meant to pick me up on her behalf she gave us a secret code word. And now if I were to ever forget it I could look on my wrist at my Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Bangle from Jessica Kagan Cushman. Whoops maybe I shouldn't have told that. It's punk with a Poppins twist. When I was young (and occasionally still when I'm bored) I used to make jewelry with rubber bands. I must say Christiane Diehl does it much better than I could.
I wouldn't like this so much, but I know my SATC obsessed/Paris loving partner in LME would love Carrie Bradshaw's Eiffel Tower bag (designed by Patricia Field.) I think swanclothing's straight XL totes, customed made with thrifted/deadstock/overstock & low-impact materials, or RootPhi which made Timbuk2 Lamitron bags "of Reclaim™, is made from Low and High-density polyethylene that are the simple plastic ingredients found in the typical grocery bag", would be more my style. Though if I wanted to splurge and be fashionable I would definitely be okay holding a Lola Bowling bag from Nepacena Handbags.
Any one of those bags would be perfect for holding the Verizon LG Voyager, which has the iPhone touch screen coolness but you can, reportedly, actually type on the keyboard. Or the "ShePhone" the "ultimate cell phone for women... has a pill storage compartment, condom dispenser, vibrator, corkscrew, atomizer for perfume or mace, , and a home pregnancy test." That's pretty close to the ultimate phone but what it is lacking, besides "outstanding audio quality, a distress signal (with GPS), an option to block certain numbers from calling or texting and a mini compartment for money and ID" is the Shenis, a fake 12inch long penis that lets girl pee standing up...amongst other things. I guess the gold is to class it up.

Quick moments of lust:

The Couture Seamed dress by Alexander McQueen.
By Soda Blu: a (surprisingly) cute short sleeved turtleneck
A Woolie, cropped wool jacket with fold over collar and inset pocket, by Allison Wonderland.
Speaking of wool, this lacquered stretch wool dress by Chloe.
Posh (victoria beckham) is releasing her own cosmetic line, V-Sculpt, in Tokyo. I mean I guess I have to support the home team and try to help her get big in the States so her "coming" with her husband isn't a total bust (so far)
These fishnet anklets with lace tie ups would work with the fluted leather skirt for a costume as a Hot Topic punk Catholic School Girl.
I think I need these High Tide Heels-stilettos for scuba diving because that is soo necessary and practical. Wait...what?!
I suppose I should learn how to make a proper proportioned drink now that I'm out of college and the "add a splash of mixer to that booze" phase. (Law School anyone?) The Kikkerland Cube Jigger would help with that.
While I'm in the kitchen I may as well look (excessively) fabulous, which I can do now with all of these "glam it up" aprons by Haute House Aprons (because all of those models have definitely spent a lot of time cooking. And of course eating,)
Having a Wooferang, a boomerang for your dog, doesn't that kind of defeat the purpose of playing fetch? Not that it would matter for my dog who would ignore it either way.
Luggage with a built in scale; yes! finally! such a simple idea that would have saved me so much hassle and trouble and from having to pay "overweight" fees. Bless you Ricardo Beverly Hills. (speaking of things I could have totally used in college "Takanoha’s “Nap Alarm” is a wearable, low-cost gadget to keep you awake. The Japanese invention is placed behind the ear, and vibrates should you fall asleep"amazing.
And maybe if I had $24,000 pure gold sneakers I would actually be motivated to go running more often. Or maybe biking with the Ev Sunny solar powered electric bike. That is so hippie-ish I think I failed the drug test from here
Though I probably shouldn't leave the house once I have my precious, er...this 84 carat "flawless" diamond being auctioned off for 15 million dollars. Shiny