Monday, October 15, 2007

Do Republicans Know Something the Rest of Us Don't?

(besides a new definition of Victory)

At a campaign event in Exeter, Rudy was taking questions when asked " If (there's) something living on another planet and it's bad and it comes over here, what would you do?" the boy asked.

Giuliani, grin on his face, said it was the first time he's been asked about an intergalactic attack.

"Of all the things that can happen in this world, we'll be prepared for that, yes we will. We'll be prepared for anything that happens,"
well of course we'll be prepared because preparedness is how Rudy rolls even if he doesn't have any concrete plans in place at this time against those most illegal of Aliens.

GWeeB however, is not one to wait around for Alien Overlords to launch their attack. Oh no, not at all. A former Canadian Defence minister tells what he's learned about a forward defence base planned to be constructed on the moon to guard against rogue Aliens

though it seems that may be a little bit of overkill. Even if they get past the Ultimate Weapon (and incredibly effective)SDI once they get here our Earth germs will easily wipe them out. (unlike those pesky Arabs)

either way get excited people; It's Star Wars! nothing but Star Wars...

(really I'm just happy to see Republicans find "that vision thing", even if that vision will probably lead to us getting owned- I mean have you seen like every alien invasion movie ever?)

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