Restore American Greatness

I’ve decided I will vote for any candidate* who will pledge to put America back where it belongs and restore its rightful place in the world- #1 in beer consumption per capita.
From wikipedia

Rank	Country	Consumption (L/yr) [US Gallon/yr] {Keg/yr}
1	Czech Republic	156.9 [41.5] {2.67}
2	Ireland	131.3 [34.7] {2.24}
3	Germany	115.8 [30.6] {1.97}
4	Australia	109.9 [29.0] {1.87}
5	Austria	108.3 [28.6] {1.85}
6	United Kingdom	99.0 [26.2] {1.69}
7	Slovenia	93.3 [24.7] {1.59}
8	Belgium	93.0 [26.6] {1.59}
9	Denmark	89.9 [23.8] {1.53}
10	Finland	85.0 [22.5] {1.45}
11	Luxembourg	84.4 [22.3] {1.44}
12	Slovakia	84.1 [22.2] {1.43}
13	Spain	83.8 [22.1] {1.43}
14	United States	81.6 [21.6] {1.39}
15	Croatia	81.2 [21.5] {1.38}
16	Netherlands	79.0 [20.9] {1.35}
17	New Zealand	77.0 [20.4] {1.31}
18	Hungary	75.3 [19.9] {1.28}
19	Poland	69.1 [18.3] {1.18}
20	Canada	68.3 [18.1] {1.16}
21	Iceland	59.7 [15.8] {1.02}
22	Portugal	59.6 [15.8] {1.02}
23	Bulgaria	59.5 [15.7] {1.01}
24	South Africa	59.2 [15.6] {1.01}
25	Russia	58.9 [15.6] {1.00}
26	Venezuela	58.6 [15.5] {1.00}
27	Romania	58.2 [15.4] {0.99}
28	Cyprus	58.1 [15.4] {0.99}
29	Switzerland	57.3 [15.1] {0.98}
30	Gabon	55.8 [14.7] {0.95}
31	Norway	55.5 [14.7] {0.95}
32	Mexico	51.8 [13.7] {0.88}
33	Sweden	51.5 [13.6] {0.88}
34	Japan	51.3 [13.6] {0.87}
35	Brazil	47.6 [12.6] {0.81}
36	South Korea	38.5 [10.2] {0.66}
37	Colombia	36.8 [9.7] {0.63}
38	France	33.7 [8.9] {0.57}

I mean we’re behind the Finns. Seriously? (the rest I can understand and sort of expected)
Though I had a friend who studied in the Czech Republic and he always used to say that beer was cheaper than a bus ticket, which is a good thing because if you drink that much you probably should be taking a bus. But we’re America and we deserve better
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*I haven’t actually decided this but I may-democracy is a joke

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