Hope I Didn't Just Give Away The Ending

The Onion News Network is reporting on an embarrassing leak that prematurely revealed the winner of this year's presidential election. Here's a hint, he's white...and gets 48&

Embarrassed Diebold officials apologized after one of their electronic voting machines prematurely revealed the winner of our upcoming sham election.

Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early

It does kinda take a lot of the fun and excitement out of it. At least it'll be more relaxing. But it must be said I, for one, welcome our McCain overlord.

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