A Reason Why "My" Dog Creeps Me Out

Every so often my brother brings his boyfriend's dogs over to my house so they can run and play in a bigger yard while he goes some place and it never fails to happen that my dog


and he's been neutered (or spayed or whatever you do to boy dogs) for 3 years. I mean he has no doggie balls yet like today when they were in the house for fear of the gardener and I didn't hear or see them for like 10 minutes I find my boy dog fully mounted and on top of my brother's bf's dog and doing that pumping motion (sans penetration) with that weird red penis thing out.It's very disturbing. And it really freaks me out because it seems like he's basically raping her even though he's been castrated. Is that normal? Shouldn't that not happen?
It really just goes to show that no matter the species dicks make guys assholes. (case in point-"Warner Bros president of production Jeff Robinov has made a new decree that "We are no longer doing movies with women in the lead." Funny I thought Cavemen was an ABC TV Studio property. Ass)
(and this was a make up post- I was going to post the video for Gimme More but after a few hours it was taken down from YouTube until I guess the monday premiere. You can see snippets here, but this post was inspired by this.)

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Speechifying By A Rock God

I had no clue what my topic for this speech thing was going to be for tonight and so I freaked out for a little bit, until I realized that I had stumbled upon something on Tuesday, a video of Axl Rose, at the height of Guns N' Roses power, ranting to the crowd.

He touches upon a controversial Rolling Stone interview, the outing of family secrets, the change that fame brings,insecurities, the goodness of belief in yourself, the burden of being a "rock star" and conforming to that image and the insidious prevalence of machismo, or something like that. All while seeming under the influence, though I'm not sure.

In a way this speech is about the price of power, because at this point he was the front man of the biggest band in the world, and I can't even hope to imagine the feeling of power and of being the object of rapt devotion and so feeling that you could just rant to thousands of people for this long. There's probably no motivation or wisdom imparted below, or is there?
(The Speech doesn't start until about 30 seconds in, so you can skip the ad in the beginning.)
And so I present Axl Rose: Orator (from Rosemont 1992)-

(And here's the Rolling Stone interview I think he's talking about.It Seems to fit.)
Apparently he had these kind of rants often. Here's one from Oklahoma in 1992.

The Sucking of Mr. Rose's dick seems to be a recurring theme.
Here is another rant (so many) about journalistic integrity from New York in 1991

about the dangers of traveling alone and accepting rides from strangers

So angry
and just to prove age doesn't necessarily mellow people, here he is talking about the loss of trust and affectation between old friends.

Still so angry. Poor Axl- no one understands him....but I'm glad to see he still wants people to "suck his dick"

And this post definitely got out of hand.

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Grown Up Pranks with Grown Up Price Tags

Two examples of guys who are not allowing the passage of time to control their growing up.

The Smoking Gun has discovered a pretty simple yet advanced prank that led to a lawsuit being filed by 2 American University alums who were not quite happy with their updates in the Class Notes section of their Alumni magazine:

According to the entry, Weil had been recently named chief operating officer of the Gay Rights Brigade, and had married Royce, his "life-partner," in June 2006. Which came as a surprise to Weil and Royce, who contend that the update was a prank that has defamed them because it falsely "imputes homosexual behavior" on their part. As a result of the newsletter entry, Weil and Royce are seeking $750,000 apiece from their alma mater for the purportedly libelous report, according to a lawsuit filed late last month in U.S. District Court in New York. Weil, 29, and Royce, 28, former roommates who now live near each other in Manhattan, filed their complaint after American rejected a June 29 settlement demand.

I mean that's pretty funny but who would actually go through the time of making up this story and then sending it in to a magazine. Shouldn't he (or she) have grown up a little, let go of old beefs and moved past making gay jokes. I'm happy to see that falsely imputing homosexual behavior is still grounds for a defamation lawsuit. I blame Tom Cruise. But they do still live near each other; I just wonder what neighborhood in Manhattan.

This prank is the latest in a series of pranks between these two friends and it is pretty funny. You know how at sporting events they sometimes flash marriage proposal on the jumbotron? (i think my uncle actually did that with his fiancee at a Dodger game) Well in this prank, Amir spends 500 dollars to have the Yankee Stadium Jumbotron show a marriage proposal as being from his rival prankster and friend Streeter, to Streeter's girlfriend. As the old saying goes hilarity ensues:

And I thought it was fake and staged too at first, but apparently it's the real deal. Yeah that was a pretty masterful prank. You can see the ones that led up to it here.

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I'm sure she'll do quite fine in the real world

So a mom decides to get her daughter a car for her 15th(!) birthday and hilarity (and moral depravity) ensues



This is of course, from the show that will not be named here. You all know what it is.
If I were her Mom I would have absolutely no problem canceling her party, and any party until she moves out...and then her trust fund.

Sometimes people disgust me

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Someone call Child Protective Services. Now

Ugh, ugh (barf) Nancy Grace is pregnant (barf) -that is the most disgusting thing i've ever learned. Who would marry and do...whatever is done to impregnate this. I think I need to shower for an hour, I feel dirty. Warning! Avert your eyes or your face may get a little melty

You've been warned

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I'm a huge Beaver Fan*

Never thought I'd say that but it is definitely true this weekend (and monday if it gets that far.)

God I hate Carolina...

I'm just hoping for a repeat of what happened last year (down to Roy Will beginning to cry after OSU won) God that was brilliant.


* not a fan of huge beavers

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