Sexman!!!

This is too good for words and I don’t want to ruin anything so I’ll just say this kid is my new favorite person, probably ever



Ok hopefully you already saw it because I really wanna tell you guys OMG OMG OMG- ah to be a teenage boy. Sooo awkward phase. I seriously haven’t laughed that hard in weeks and I have to say I started laughing the second he started talking- his voice was just so stereotypically teenaged edge of puberty whiny voice crackly that it made Mclovin’s voice sound like Morgan Freeman’s. “There were a lot of heads being blown off and violence-it was great!) And the fact he loved it so much because it “just wasn’t a lot of back and forth crap” and talking, well I’m laughing trying to write this. ““It’s been a damn long time …” priceless
I laughed till I cried- this Sexman film definitely gets, and I don’t do give this out that often but it gets a 5! out of 5 stars

P.S. Sexman?!?!
P.P.S. He’s still a lot lot lot lot more credible than Shawn Edwards


(from BWE , though I think by tracing it back, Gavin Purcell’s Twitter first recognized the genius )

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Rambo Kills.

Apparently the new Rambo is violent. Very Violent. Very Very violent which is shocking news especially when one looks at this original trailer

Here’s a chart analyzing Rambo’s rampage(s)

2.59 kills per minute.
Wow. (ps who knew only one person died in the first Rambo?)
In fact the new Rambo is so violent that three movie goers in each theatre will be killed as well by the sheer force and testosterone of the screen.

Looking at that chart something just reminded me of something- I think it was from Hot Shots where Charlie Sheen's character tries to rack up the highest action movie body count


But in all seriousness Stallone and crew should be commended for bringing further attention to the oppression in Burma (something which I was sure I wrote about long ago)

Los Angeles - Sylvester Stallone says he and his "Rambo" sequel movie crew recently witnessed the human toll of unspeakable atrocities while filming along the Myanmar border.

"I witnessed the aftermath - survivors with legs cut off and all kinds of land-mine injuries, maggot-infested wounds and ears cut off," Stallone told The Associated Press in a phone interview Monday. "We hear about Vietnam and Cambodia and this was more horrific."

The 61-year-old actor-director returned to the U.S. eight days ago from shooting "John Rambo," the fourth movie in the action series, on the Salween River separating Thailand and Myanmar, formerly known as Burma.

Stallone said he was in Thailand for six months, most of it along or on the river.

"This is a hellhole beyond your wildest dreams," Stallone said. "All the trails are mined. The only way into Burma is up the river."

This was before the crackdown last week against the largest pro-democracy protests in Myanmar in two decades. After the government increased fuel prices in August, public anger turned to mass protest against 45 years of military dictatorship. Last week, soldiers responded by opening fire with automatic weapons on unarmed demonstrators.

For decades, Myanmar's army has waged a brutal war against ethnic groups in which soldiers have razed villages, raped women and killed innocent civilians.

The "Rambo" script, written long before the present Myanmar uprising, features boatman John Rambo - the Vietnam War-era Green Beret who specializes in violent rescues and revenge - taking a group of mercenaries up the Salween River in search of missing Christian aid workers in Myanmar. The character "realizes man is just a few paces away from savagery when pushed."

"I called Soldier of Fortune magazine and they said Burma was the foremost area of human abuse on the planet," Stallone said.

Shots were fired over the film crew's head, he said. "We were told we could get seriously hurt if we went on."

"I was being accused, once again, of using the Third World as a 'Rambo' victim. The Burmese are beautiful people. It's the military I am portraying as cruel," he said.

And so he made them pay. 2.59 times per minute.

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