Sexman Is Not a Fan of 50 Cent

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Sexman Takes My Breath Away

Like literally he makes me laugh so hard I can’t breath
he has a new video today and I'm obsessed and can't go a day without

The first instance of genius: misspelling commit as, in the title screen “comit” and on the actual page comite

2nd: his description of the film “a video about bad things”
3rd- that he has a stuffed pet lion and he calls it his best friend (which I think isn’t that far from the truth)
4th: the movement and running down the ratchets up the tension
5th the lighting, or lack thereof gives a sinister and morbid vibe to the proceedings
6th: calling out “all those Emos” which is always appreciated (p.s. I remember when, “back in my day” those depressed kids were just called like teenagers or maybe goth- I blame dashboard
7th the fact that this kid- with his avoidance and condemnation of internet porn and that "God Bless" at the end is either incredibly ironic and subtly brilliant, or he’s actually religious and going to grow up and be a Republican and probably go to war
and finally, this isn't necessarily an instance of genius but of admiration, that this kid is inside making these videos instead of like, doing the whole outside thing.

Oh Sexman;live forever

That kid is totally my favorite internet celebrity this week

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Only One Person Can Get Me Out Of This Funk

Sexman!!!

Sexman on why he hates Jerry Seinfeld*

Two things: Toy Story was a good movie
And I too would like to see elephants try to lift a plane

*not to be confused with why Ron Rosenbaum hates Jerry Seinfeld

I blame Seinfeld and the so-called "sweater comics" he inspired for killing it off with their smirking frat-boy blandness. Their idiot "observational humor" made a religion out of self-congratulation. Most of the Seinfeld show's humor was about making fun of anyone who was in any way "different"—immigrants, people with any kind of accent, any kind of idiosyncrasy, any kind of deviation from the Charles Darnay mold.

You could argue that a nation's character is defined at least in part by its sense of humor, and Jerry gave us the sense of humor of self-satisfaction. Anything that didn't fit the suburban Massapequa mindset was something to be held up for piddling laughs. He was so deeply in love, so deeply satisfied by his own trivial quirks that those who didn't share them were alien subjects of ridicule.

Sexman says “Screw You Porn Addicts”

When you’re that age aren’t you supposed to like worship and crave porn? Who is this kid? (and I love how he’s telling people to “stop jacking it" and go out and get laid)

Oh Sexman, thank you for taking time out of your day. If you didn't exist someone would have to create you.
And the writers are still on strike.

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