Showing posts with label rock and or roll. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rock and or roll. Show all posts

Thursday, February 14, 2008

London is a Rock Star

London’s calling and he wants to know what you’re wearing
From popbitch’s weekly e-mail

Slash from Guns n' Roses has retired from the
hard drinking, smacked out, groupie-fuelled
rock scene to a world of suburban family bliss.
Almost. Mr and Mrs Slash have two cute little
boys Cash, age three, and London, who is six.
London may be a chip off the old block.

A babysitter got the full force of Slash Jnr's
charm. She was accosted by London with the words
“You can't get past me unless you take off your
clothes - you're hot!” And when she went to
kiss the boys goodnight he told her he wanted
to stick his tongue down her throat. Alas sleep
didn't come and the boys began to figh. When
Cash started crying to London “You've hurt my
balls again”, the babysitter decided that
night would be her last.

Wow, kids grow up so fast nowadays. Good thing his dad is sober or I’d worry about London finding his way into his dad’s liquor cabinet yet

p.s. is his name London Hudson? I'd never cared about Slash's real name before this moment...

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Friday, December 14, 2007

It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere- National Bouillabaisse Day Edition

I had nothing in mind to do for a "drink of the week" and so I decided to see if anything cool happened today that I could leech onto for an idea and on Wikipedia I discovered that an awful lot of important or famous things occurred on December 14th, though of course I'm sure over the entire extent of history something cool and exciting has probably happened on every day even if it wasn't recognized as such at the time.
Anyway I said all that to say here are a few recipes relating to things that have happened on December 14th

Today in 1542 Princess Mary Stuart becomes Queen Mary I of Scotland or Mary, Queen of Scots

Queen of Scots
1 tsp sugar
2 tsp water
1 tsp lemon juice
2 oz Scotch whisky
1/2 tsp Green Chartreuse®
1/2 tsp Blue Curacao liqueur

Shake with ice and strain into a cocktail glass.

Mary, Queen of Scots
1 Lemon Quarter
Caster Sugar
2-3 Ice Cubes
30ml/1fl.oz. Scotch Whisky
15ml/1/2fl.oz./1 tbsp Drambuie
15ml/1/2fl.oz./1 tbsp Green Chartreuse
1 Cocktail Cherry

Instructions
1. Rub the rim of a cocktail glass with the lemon then dip the rim into caster sugar to coat. Allow the frosting to dry.
2. Crack the ice (but don't crush it into too small pieces) and place in a shaker together with the Scotch, Drambuie and Chartreuse.
3. Shake well and strain into the frosted cocktail glass. Spear the cherry onto a cocktail stick and use to decorate.

On this day in 1819 Alabama becomes the 22nd U.S. state

Alabama Cocktail
11/2 oz brandy
1/2 oz lemon juice
1/2 tsp powdered sugar
splash Curacao

Mix ingredients with cracked ice in shaker. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass.

Alabama Slammer
1 Shot Disaronno Amaretto
1 Dash Soda
Top up Cranberry Juice
0.25 Shot Lime Juice

and in 1959 The Motown record label is founded in Detroit, Michigan by Berry Gordy.

MoTown Recipe
2.0 oz Diet Coke Cola
1.0 oz Bacardi Limon Rum
Low-ball glass with plenty of ice. Pour Limon, then add Diet Coke

Other cool things that happened today:

  • 1702 (according to the old calendar; January 30, 1703 by the new calendar) - The Forty-seven Ronin, under the command of œishi Kuranosuke, avenge the death of their master.
  • 1825 - Advocates of Liberalism in Russia rise up against Tsar Nicholas I and are put down in the Decembrist Revolt in St. Petersburg.
  • 1959 - The Motown record label is founded in Detroit, Michigan by Berry Gordy.
  • 1979 - Punk rock group The Clash release London Calling in the UK, a landmark album in rock music.

Famous people born on this day:
  • 1503 - Nostradamus
  • 1546 - Tycho Brahe
  • 1895 - King George VI of the United Kingdom
  • 1896 - Jimmy Doolittle,
  • 1908 - Morey Amsterdam
  • 1946 - Jane Birkin,
  • 1946 - Patty Duke,
  • 1946 - Michael Ovitz
  • 1948-Lester Bangs
  • 1949 - Bill Buckner,
  • 1953 - Vijay Amritraj, (my friend’s dad)
  • 1962 - Ginger Lynn (Ginger Lynn Allen)
  • 1963 - Cynthia Gibb
  • 1965 - Craig Biggio,
  • 1970 Beth Orton, English
  • 1971 - Natascha McElhone
People who died on this day
  • 1920 - George Gipp,
  • 1985 - Roger Maris,
  • 1993 - Myrna Loy
  • 2006 - Ahmet Ertegün (only reason I recognize that name is because Zeppelin put on a show for him)

oh I forgot one momentous event, I slacked off and came up with this. So inspired

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Wednesday, November 28, 2007

When Stage Banter Attacks

Slate had an article this morning called "When Rock Show Banter Goes Wrong" and while it didn't include "pretty much anytime Axl Rose opens his mouth without the band playing" it did have a pretty interesting few examples, and of course being the intrepid researcher that I am I tried to look up all of them to bring them to you, oh ye mythic loyal reader.

As one of James Parker's first set of contrasting examples he takes the infamous case of Altamont (where I think the Hell's Angels beat to death some people, not really sure on the why.) Parker chooses the case of Jefferson Airplane, from I would guess according tot he clips was from early in the day, when they were playing Other Side of Life and the Hell's Angels started getting hellacious. Parker writes "

anyone who's seen the Maysles Bros. documentary Gimme Shelter knows that it was a shining rhetorical hour for Jefferson Airplane's Paul Kantner. As his lead singer falls beneath the blows of vigilante bikers, Kantner loses neither his head nor his sense of humor. "Hey man," he offers into the mic, his voice only slightly constricted by anxiety, "I'd like to mention that the Hells Angels just smashed Marty Balin in the face and knocked him out for a bit. I'd like to thank you for that." The Angels, for all their leather, are not impervious to Kantner's Shakespearean irony. "Is this thing on?" growls a biker brother, seizing a microphone. "You talking to me? I'm gonna talk to you."

I guess, but my favorite part is right at the end of this clip when Grace Slick says "so both sides are fucking up temporarily so LET'S NOT KEEP FUCKIN' UP!"


Parker contrast what he calls "a shining rhetorical hour" for Kantner with Mick and the Stones, and yeah the Rolling Stones may have been on top of their game musically but common sensically? Not so much. I'm sure he didn't think or suspect that someone was actually being beaten to death but he did appear a little weak and too much Summer of Love not enough...the opposite (woodstock '99?) First Keith Richards was probably zonked and had no idea what was going on, requiring Mick to call "Keith" three or four times just to get his attention so that Mick could tell him "to cool it and I'll try to stop it" at which point he implores "sisters, brothers COOL OUT" before relaunching Sympathy To The Devil and noting that funny things always happen when we start this number.


On a less serious note Parker brings up an incident taken from the Fugazi's dvd Instrument and, let's just say "Ice Cream Eating Motherf*cker" is pretty classic


Our final two is a pair of final performances, the first being from Elvis's last tour, in South Dakota in 1977 and his breakdown during the spoken word part of "Are You Lonesome Tonight" and while i'm sure the audience may have thought he was just joking around a bit (I kinda got that vibe for a bit) I think the truth is more on the side of Parker's (overly melo)dramatic description "Elvis is in deep, deep trouble, dying on his feet. Fumbled jokes, an abortive sense of interior monologue—the colossal solitude of the man seems to thicken the air around him."

I can't imagine why anyone would've wanted the Fat Elvis stamp. ( I vaguely remember that decision being a huuge deal at the time, though back then I'm not sure that I knew exactly who Elvis was)
And last (but first in my heart) is the encore from the Sex Pistols last show in San Francisco (winterland 1978) and when Johhny Rotten is singing about "NO FUN" you can tell that truer words have never been spoken. Seriously though that's how I want to go out, when I retire or whatever from whatever ends up being my career. I just wanna snarl "Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?" and walk out:

Yeah. That's the way to go...

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