"Well,Those Jeans Look Real Good On You"

These may be the creepiest commercials ever. They’re the Calvin Klein ads from the 1990s that seem to be not only inspired by, but actual like porn film casting calls

Somehow I don’t think I’ve ever seen the real ones until now- my mom probably kept me from watching them before they were eventually pulled- but I had seen all the parodies and the real ones are differently better.
I miss the '90s

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Porn Star Politics

from Funny or Die
Your favorite porn actors explain Super Tuesday and voting.


Did Mary Carey make it through that Celebrity Rehab show?
Anyway, apparently Barack doesn't have a lot of support in the Porn community, which is kind of shocking.

But of course my favorite was the Edwards supporter, sigh.

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The Joys of Sex: Bug Porn and Crush Fetishes

Kinsey would be proud.

When I saw this headline “Isabella Rossellini’s bug porn” I had no idea what the heck was going on but I have to admit when I clicked on the link and read the post I was a little relieved that she “only” has made a series of short films in which she dresses up like insects (always the males, for some reason) and acts out bug sex

more here:

Green Porno is a series of very short films conceived, written, co-directed by and featuring Isabella Rossellini about the sex life of bugs, insects and various creatures. The films are a comical but insightful study of the curious ways certain bugs “make love”. “Green” echoes the ecological movement of today and our interest in nature, and “Porno” alludes to the racy ways bugs, insects and other creatures have sex, if human, these acts would not be allowed to be screened or air on television, considered instead as most filthy and obscene.


Each film is executed in a very simple childlike manner. They are a playful mixture of real world and cartoon. Each episode begins with Isabella speaking to the camera “ If I were a…(firefly, spider, dragonfly etc.). She then transforms into the male of the species explaining in a simple yet direct dialogue the actual act of species-specific fornication. The costumes, colorful sets and backdrops as well as the female insects contribute to the playfulness of the films. The contrast of this “naïf” expression and filthy sex practices adds to the comicality of Green Porno.



Green Porno is an experiment specifically conceived with the third screen, namely cellular screens, computers and ipods.

Even though that is pretty bizarre I was relieved because the first thing I thought of when I heard “bug porn” was this fetish where women, and I guess guys too, crush bugs and stuff with their feet. And that’s like the whole fetish. The Crush Fetish.


In the interest of sharing, and because the internets are full of these things, and "the more you know" here are some examples. Apparently guys and girls crush anything they can with their feet and it turns people on. Well, I guess that it's an easy way to get into porn…

I don’t find this sexual at all, though Tarantino might, but I guess maybe it’s Not Safe for Work?

Courtney crushes cucumbers with her bare feet




Nadia crushing a violin (this is rather wrong)


(this is her 62nd! one of these)


at least this one is kind of artistic: bare feet crushing an origami creature

there’s a ton of these and…I don’t know. I don't get it but I (try not to) don’t judge. I’ve had guys just like on the street come up to me and compliment me on my feet and it’s always so weird. Whatever blows your hair back
A comment from one of those videos: Wow... awesome... I will love put my throat under your superpowerfull master toes...


pick your perversion, I guess

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The WGA Strike: Day 5 of...

So last night I think I read somewhere that Antonio, "El Acalde" said that the strike was hurting everyone because where he was, the San Fernando valley, is the center of the entertainment industry. And I thought "no; it's the center of the porn industry."
Which got me thinking: are the porn writers on strike as well? Does porn have writers? Are there unions in the porn industry? Is there a porn actor's guild?
I know that new talent and people are like a lifeblood and that they can easily find someone to replace whoever goes on strike, but I feel that if they're not unionized they should be. There should be unions in the porn industry. Like it could make sure everything is safe and healthy and also help negotiate contracts and maybe create some sort of pension program for performers once they meet their sell by date of like 25. And maybe the PAG could work with SAG to aid in the transition to the straight world for those who want it. Because unions make everything better, and all. Imagine Norma Rae topless. Ok maybe not.

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