What the Hell, Britannia?

This is the "Ultimate British Male Face" and all I will see is ew, ew, ew


I lied- I have more to say. First, I didn't know the British were into the debonair zombie crackhead look. Secondly this composites always turn out horrifying; it like the sum is never the equal of the parts and a lot of times it seems like a pretty cheap and easy way to fill an article or blog quota (hello!) But in this case, according to the daily mail, the parts were the results of a survey asking which british star had the best eyes, lips, etc blah blah.
And what makes this even stranger/ disappointing is that that "thing" is the result of

• the nose of Orlando Bloom
• the mouth of Jonny Wilkinson
• Lewis Hamilton's coco complexion
• Ewan McGregor's jaw
• Daniel Craig's eyes and
• the hair of Hugh Grant

not a bad looking bunch at all. Though i was thinking about it and Beckham is still gorgeous and totally missing and of course the smoldering wonderfulness of Clive Owen


yeah.....wait, what was I going on about?

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Hollywood's Perfect Woman

Meet Carlizina Jolectron

She has parts in upcoming films like Changeling and Hancock and some are calling her a "perfect woman."
Such a pity, then, that she doesn't actually exists. Carlizina is a digital combination-she has Angelina Jolie's lips and hair, Carmen Electra's eyes and Charlize Theron's nose, created for an online photoshop contest.
And there are plenty more entries. But we must hope that Calizina never meets up with this guy, who has David Beckham's body and stubble, Ian Somerhalder's eyes, Ben Affleck's nose and cheekbones, Jake Gyllenhaal's mouth and Chad Michael Murray's hair
and would be hot

If those eyes weren't so scary intense

p.s. does anyone remember S1m0ne, because if you do, that's impressive

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Disney Dream Portraits are a Dream

The utterly amazing Annie Leibovitz has come out with a few new portraits for Disney's Year of a Million Wishes campaign and they're just...magical. See for yourself
(from Just Jared)

Whoopi as The Genie


Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony as Jasmine and Aladdin


Jessica Biel as Pocahontas


Gisele as Wendy, Mikhail Baryshnikov as Peter Pan and

Tina Fey as Tinkerbell (!)


and here are the original three from about this time last year
Beyonce as Alice, Lyle Lovett as (himself?) as the March Hare and Oliver Platt as the Mad Hatter


Becks as Prince Phillip from Sleeping Beauty


and Scarlett Johannsen as Cinderella


I think my favorites are "Tina"kerbell (and the whole Peter Pan one), Prince Becks and of course Cinderella. I mean what girl doesn't want to be a princess?

Ah, I <3 whimsy...and pretty pictures.

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