Showing posts with label lies school taught me. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lies school taught me. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Lies My Teacher Taught Me

or "The World Turned Upside Down...Again"
This has been such a screwed up day: left is right, down is up, and now this:

From the BBC

Chameleons first used colour change to make them more noticeable rather than, as is popularly believed, to blend in, a study suggests.
The reptiles change colour for a variety of purposes - communication, camouflage and temperature control.

However, the reason why they first evolved this ability to flash bright colours was previously unclear.
Scientists report in the journal Plos Biology that it was to allow them to signal to other chameleons.

Co-author Dr Devi Stuart-Fox, from The University of Melbourne, Australia, told BBC News: "[Our research] suggests that chameleons evolved colour change for signalling, to fend off rivals or attract a mate, and not so they could match a greater variety of backgrounds."

What chameleons see

Dr Stuart-Fox's team looked at the colour changing ability of 21 southern African dwarf chameleon species (Bradypodion spp), to compare species colour changing ability and consider evolutionary relationships.

As chameleons have a different visual system to humans, they have a fourth type of cone which is ultra-violet (UV) sensitive, the researchers had to first measure what the chameleons were actually seeing.

The Melbourne-based researcher explained: "We measured colour with a spectrometer, which measures both the UV and visual colour range, and combined this with information on the chameleon visual system to model chameleon colour perception."

Colour contest

By setting individual chameleons up in a duel with a series of opponents, the colour range between the submissive and dominant colours could be measured.

"If a male is challenged by another male they both begin by showing their brightest colours - until one figures out the other is going to win and changes to a submissive, dark, 'don't beat me up colour'," said Dr Stuart-Fox.

The team also looked at how chameleons change colour in response to a predator, by presenting them with a model bird or snake.

It was shown that the most dramatic colour changes were used to socially signal to other chameleons.

"We found that chameleon species that changed colour the most had displays that were most conspicuous to other chameleons. But they didn't have a greater range of background colours in their habitats," said Dr Stuart-Fox.


Chameleons don’t change color to blend in?! Next you’ll be telling me that elephants do forget.

Lisa: Uh huh. In fact, in Rand McNally, they wear hats on their feet
and hamburgers eat people.

Bart vs. Australia

But America still doesn't care about poor people so, at least everything hasn't changed

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Friday, January 25, 2008

The World Turned Upside Down

Federer Loses!!!!!(in straight sets to Novak Djokovic)
I mean whaaa? I don't know what to believe anymore but of course my mind immediately goes to:

Listen to me and you shall hear, news hath not been this thousand year:
Since Herod, Caesar, and many more, you never heard the like before.
Holy-dayes are despis'd, new fashions are devis'd.
Old Christmas is kickt out of Town.
Yet let's be content, and the times lament, you see the world turn'd upside down.

The Djokovics after the match (as depicted by Jan Steen about 348 years ago)

"I've created a monster, so I know I need to always win every tournament," Federer said

Yes, I’ve come to expect nothing less

(John Trumbull painting depicting the surrender at Yorktown of British General Cornwallis to allied Continental and French troops)

If buttercups buzz'd after the bee,
If boats were on land, churches on sea,
If ponies rode men and if grass ate the cows,
And cats should be chased into holes by the mouse,
If the mamas sold their babies
To the gypsies for half a crown;
If summer were spring and the other way round,
Then all the world would be upside down.

(apparently that song wasn’t played in Yorktown when the British surrendered...and other lies my teacher told me)
The World Turned Upside Down [download]


Though perhaps I’m making too big a deal of this- I mean it’s not like he lost to Andy Roddick [oh snap!]

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