Who's Gay Today?

Apparently Ellen Page

I mean, come on already, is she??? You know, Lebanese! She certainly dresses like a, you know, tomboy. And if you google "Ellen Page boyfriend," not a whole lot comes up, except for a link to some interview where she refers to an old beau. And if you google "Ellen Page dating," you get the news that she dated Ben Foster, but then you get a followup saying she denies that ever happened. Who did she go to the Oscars with? I couldn't tell from the cropped shots of her, but it looked like she was maybe with her mother? For guys, that used to signify 100% gay, but for girls, it might just mean young and/or Canadian--or, um, gay. And then there was the web item saying "Ellen Page is an out lesbian," but for all I know the guy who ran that is the same douche who started the whole "Marcia Cross is coming out" campaign.



I personally don't buy Musto's Oscar Date argument- I mean how old is she like 18? If i was that young and going to the Oscars I wouldn't take some guy I'd been going out with like for a month, chances are we wouldn't (and we didn't) stay together forever and that would just be embarrassing.
And here are some comments from that "Is Ellen Page an Out Lesbian" thread he references

• She was a guest on a local radio morning show in SF a few weeks ago. A caller called in and asked her if she was a lesbian. She was dead silent, then said she didn't want to respond. It was pretty clear by her response that it was true.
• The Curve magazine interview does contain something interesting: Curve: Do you have any ideas about why the X-men series is so wildly popular among gay and lesbian audiences? Ellen Page: Of course. There’s a whole school of thought that the X-men is basically a metaphor for homosexuality. The whole mutant gene thing, and this group who possesses that gene being ostracized from society. I think it’s public by now that in this film they find a cure for the mutation, right? Curve: Yup. Ellen Page: So, yeah. I was having a conversation about that just the other day. What would we do if they came up for a cure for homosexuality. Which I think is just totally bogus... Plus, Kitty Pryde! I mean, there’s a loaded name. There’s something there, right? "What would we do if they come up with a cure for homosexuality" suggests that Page and her friend be affected by the introduction of such a pill. The lack of an follow up suggests the interviewer is either an idiot or was told to avoid personal questions.
• Did you see her trying to walk in heels on Letterman last night? That was the giveaway.
• Ellen Page is from Nova Scotia so it's easy to confuse her with being a lesbian. Have you SEEN Nova Scotian women?!?! Flannel everything!
• She's deadpan, intelligent and cute. How could she be straight?

and from OurChart

• Well it appears yes she is. On the Oscars, she had the same blonde woman sitting by her that sat by her at the Independent Spirit awards. Could be some elaborate coincidence but more likely that's Ellen's girl.
• I have heard many rumors that she is gay or at least interested in girls. I have also heard that her "romantically" being linked to Ben Foster was just a ploy by both of their management to quieten rumors on both of their sexualities. Personally I think shes adorable and an amazing actress. She's just so funny yet intellectual in most of her interviews. She makes a Canadian proud, thats for sure.
  I'm sure that this question will come up quite often if her rumored lesbian werewolf movie comes out with her Juno costar Elizabeth Thirley currently titled Jack and Diane.
• Maybe she is, and she just doesn't know yet...She would make a good lesbian...

THOUGH if you've seen Hard Candy, a really disturbing movie, you can see why she might hate guys

P.s. you know the whole "gay or european" joke? there really should be a "lesbian or Canadian" correlate.

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Go Back To The Gutter, Adnan

Adnan Ghalib is a sleazy disgusting horrible human being if this recent Star report is to be believed where he's bragging to friends that he's gotten Britney pregnant

"Only weeks after Britney Spears drove to Rosarita Beach, Mexico to exchange marriage vows with Adnan Ghalib, the paparazzo is bragging to friends that she is going to have his baby, Star has learned exclusively.

And what do you know! The fallen pop princess’ belly is starting to show a little bulge, in spite of hours of classes at the Millennium Dance Complex.

“Britney is Adnan’s dream come true. He knows that if he has a child with Brit, he’ll be made for life,” one friend of Adnan’s tells Star.

(celebitchy)

after reading that Rolling Stones profile on the American Tragedy of Britney Spears I actually thought for a brief momenthe might have Britney's best interest at heart but it appears that he's actually like all the rest just a bloodsucker.
Though I will be honest and admit I was about to call him much worse in what I thought was another example of horrible hypocrisy until i saw the full video and it's only regular hypocrisy

though asking if she's a good kisser is so sleazy and was over the line. Plus didn't you know Adnan only kisses and tells in print.
asshole.

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In Case You Care

there's this rumor from Ain't It Cool News about who will step into Heath Ledger's role in the Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus

I think it’s beautiful that the script loaned itself to this sort of idea, that we’re going to see Heath Ledger’s work in Terry Gilliam’s new film, and that we’re also going to see three very interesting actors step up to offer interpretations of him as a way of paying one final tribute to this actor whose career was cut so sadly short.

We’ve heard rumors about who might be stepping in, but now we’ve got the names verified. Count on it.

JOHNNY DEPP.

JUDE LAW.

COLIN FARRELL.

Nice choices, Gilliam. Can’t wait to see what happens inside the IMAGINARIUM OF DR. PARNASSUS

And in case you were wondering how they could pull this off apparently in the movie:

“There is a point in the film when Heath falls through a magic mirror,” says the anonymous source. “He could change into another character after that and that is where Johnny [or others] would come in. It’s a weird, fantasy, time-travel movie so Heath’s character could easily change appearance. It would be a poignant moment"

So maybe there's that. Hollywood magic and all

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Who’s Gay Today?

Apparently Hayden Christensen. And it seems like this has either been an open secret or just a much discussed gossip item for a while
This site is pretty intensive and passionate about it back from 2003 (just a warning a lot of those links may be dead)

Recently, an American (gay-oriented) magazine published a picture of Hayden
Christensen with a young man who was described as Hayden's boyfriend. The young
man had colored his hair from dark to blonde, has been described as being better
looking than Hayden, and it has been claimed that he is an actor also.
Subsequently, speculation grew on the Internet and other environments that
Hayden Christensen was gay and that the young man in the picture was his
boyfriend.

http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0159789/board/threads/
http://www.mostbeautifulman.com/gossip/haydengay.shtml

Have you seen that magazine? Have you seen that picture? Do you know who is
Hayden Christensen's 'boyfriend'?

However, the details of the contents of that picture do not really matter to the
contents of this article, but instead, the details of the contents of the heart,
mind, and soul, of Trevor Blumas and Hayden Christensen, is what really matters
to this article, and should be what matters to you also, I suggest.

A few years ago, Hayden Christensen appeared in a film entitled 'Life as a
House' in which he apparently played a disturbed homosexual, dressed in extreme
fashion and spiking and coloring his hair and wearing jewelry and piercings in a
reckless manner, but in which his character eventually rejects and impugns
homosexuals and homosexuality, and which is also one of the themes of the movie
itself.

A few years ago, Trevor Blumas appeared in a film entitled 'The Unsaid':
http://www.universalway.org/Foreign/trevorblumas.html#Unsaid
which appeared on the surface (in the end) to be a film portraying homosexuals
in an apparently negative light, but actually did not, and Trevor played his
role sensitive to homosexual issues, with an awareness of gay/bisexual teen
suicide issues, and as if he blamed his father in the film for his gay teen
suicide, and not his 'molester.'

A few years ago, Hayden Christensen obtained the role of Anakin Skywalker (Darth
Vader) in the "Star Wars" series of films, and a few years ago, it is said,
Hayden Christensen did an interview with "The Advocate" magazine in which it has
been described by some that he all but says he's gay. And a few years ago Trevor
Blumas started doing things like spiking his hair, and wearing necklaces, and
wearing earrings in both his ears, and wearing rings on his right hand ring
finger, and wearing exclusively silver jewelry.

Hayden Christensen's interview in "The Advocate"? (see post on Thursday November
24, 2001 2:46 PM PT) -
http://www.hayden-christensen.com/archive_news01.htm
(Is it still there?)

Recently, after the publication of the above-mentioned picture in the magazine
claiming that he was gay, Hayden Christensen, previously described by some
people as "anti-social" and rarely seen or photographed with a girl, has
embarked upon a personal publicity campaign denying that he is gay, including
saying exactly so in an article, being photographed with a "female friend" in
Australia
http://www.universalway.org/paulpetersen.html#Beards
and publicizing his attempts to extend kissing scenes with Natalie Portman on
the set of "Star Wars: Episode III" which recently completed filming in
Australia
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0121766
So instead of being proud of his boyfriend, Hayden Christensen lives his life
like he is ashamed of that boyfriend.

And recently, in May of 2003, the film "The Unsaid":
http://www.universalway.org/trevorblumas.html#Unsaid
was released on VHS and throughout the world, and many people who saw that film
became immediate fans of Trevor Blumas, the majority of those fans being male.
And recently, a new publicity photo was found on the Internet taken a few years
ago with Trevor wearing silver loop earrings in both ears and a necklace, along
with a white T-shirt and a white background that paints a picture of this young
man as a pure spirit of great wisdom and beauty.
http://www.universalway.org/trevorblumas.html#Earrings
And also recently, an update about Trevor's life and career just up and appeared
at the Trevor Blumas forum at Filmbug.com:
http://www.filmbug.com/db/263722-8
And also recently, it was discovered that Trevor's latest role is in a movie
entitled "Prom Queen," which is about Marc Hall, the 17 year old gay Ontario
high school student who wanted to bring his boyfriend to his Catholic High
School prom and ended up suing his school, and won the right to do so in a
controversial court case.
http://www.universalway.org/trevorblumas.html#PromQueen

So, while Trevor Blumas courageously orchestrates his life as a literal coming
out party, with an obvious full awareness of the problem of fatherless homes and
the plight of gay/bisexual teens all throughout the world and highlighted by his
appearance in the controversial film 'Prom Queen,' Hayden Christensen embarks
upon a publicity campaign designed to deny his true sexuality and protect his
acting career, alleged reputation, and flow of royalties:
Where Have You Gone, Rock Hudson -
http://www.universalway.org/paulpetersen.html#RockHudson
And no discussion of sexuality is allowed at the Hayden Christensen web site
message forum, and the fans at Hayden Christensen's IMDB message forum insult
and impugn homosexuals and homosexuality with impunity, and Hayden Christensen
allows all this to continue.

http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0159789/board/threads/
http://www.hayden-christensen.com/messageboard.html
Hayden Christensen and Trevor Blumas are a case study that prove that true
beauty is not defined by only physical attributes, but also by mental and
spiritual attributes that are just as, if not more, important than beauty that
is only skin (or face) deep.

You see, the thing about Trevor Blumas is, as beautiful as Trevor is at first
glance, his heart, mind, and soul are even more beautiful.

And some other people, like Hayden Christensen, who at first glance appear to be
beautiful in their own right, are not really as beautiful as they may seem, and
could learn alot from a remarkable young man named Trevor Blumas.

Or, you know Hayden's not actually gay. Not everyone is... though that picture is more Hayden Panettierre than Hayden Fry
But Hayden has been linked to Aaron Carter

Pop star Aaron Carter has been linked in a sexual tryst with Star Wars star
Hayden Christensen, who plays Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader in the recent
"Star Wars" series of movies.

The following article reports that Carter was seen "giving major head" to
both Christensen and his long-time boyfriend, Canadian actor Trevor Blumas:

Did Trevor Blumas "Date" Aaron Carter? Is Aaron Carter Gay? -

Dude, Darth soo wasn’t gay. Stephen Glass? Maaaybe but if Hayden were gay I’d hope he'd be with someone cooler than a Backstreet Boy’s brother. Someone like, I don't know Ewan McGregor. I'm sure the slash fiction machine has been on this for a while now...


Though Trevor is incredibly gorgeous. wow.
wow.

(alerted to the possible outing by Gawker)
(pic of Hayden found on A Socialite's Life)

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Bill Belicheat and Balding Brady

Sometime back when the whole Spygate thing first broke I posted that Ryan Parker song “Shady Brady and Bill Belicheat” (if you don’t remember it goes a little something like this
Shady Brady and Bill Belicheat.

well it seems like that video was perhaps far more than just sour grapes or schadenfreude.
According to Fanhouse

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell met with U.S. Sen. Arlen Specter today, and afterward both of them, separately, talked to the press, and one piece of new information emerged: Patriots coach Bill Belichick routinely had the opponents' signals taped, from the time he became the Patriots' head coach in 2000 until the league slapped him with a $500,000 fine and stripped him of a first-round draft pick in September of 2007.

There had previously been conflicting reports about how long Belichick has been engaging in his Spygate activities. Some reports said he did it since 2000, but others indicated that it was a more recent practice.

Specter also suggested that some of Patriots quarterback Tom Brady's success could have come from knowing what defense the opposing team was running.

"The Commissioner sought to downplay the issue about the utility, but from information we've received, there was opportunity for the signal to be transmitted to the quarterbacks so they could utilize these signals that they taped in violation of NFL rules."

And if having all of his success called into question because of his team’s rampant illegal taping isn’t bad enough for our dear Tom PageSix.com is reporting

Just this afternoon, the NFL MVP was seen heading into a building on Seventh Avenue NYC with several medical offices. PageSix.com first called the podiatrist (for his suspect right foot), but the receptionist there said, "No, he wasn't here."

PageSix.com then called the chiropractic practice, but the receptionist there said, "No, he didn't come in."

Finally, PageSix.com phoned AMD Lab USA, a trichologist (that's hair restoration specialist, as in, for someone who is losing theirs), and was told, very pointedly, "No comment."

We should also add that Brady was in the building for an hour and was definitely not walking with a limp.

Our Tom may be going bald. What a swift and stunning fall that would be. (And newspapers are questioning his fathering skills to boot!)
But such news would be sad in its way- I mean which NFL quarterback can girls and queers now lust after especially now that Brady Quinn is openly self-hating

Classy. Ass.

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The Cloverfield Monster Revealed!*

* Maaaybe
And shockingly it's not that super skeezy guy that hangs around near the Ralph's on Cloverfield Blvd who's probably a pedophile (person may not actually exist) and it's not Clay Aiken in Spamalot either, though that is a terrfiying sight (like a parody of a dressed up Irishman.)


So Cloverfield is finally coming out this Friday and though I wasn't too excited about it before I am now, now that I know the girl who played Sue from "life as we know it" Jessica Lucas is in it. But even though I'm late to the excitement party the internets have been all a twitter with speculation over the nature of the beast. As such everyone wants to know what exactly it looks like, because being surprised is soo 20th century and with that in mind here are a few examples of what may be the Cloverfield Monster.
Apparently it's not this thing

which is good because it looks too...like a snail minus its shell but with legs. And like it would be oozey
(I think this may be the same thing but in an alternate view-not sure)

It might be this 6 legged creature (though 2 arms are very T-Rex functional) with cheeks that look like baboon bottoms

Or perhaps it is this bipedal very dinosaur looking thing with a unicorn horn

(I actually hope not- that looks too Sci-Fi network)
Of course those aren't the only ideas and interpreations.
This guy made a video to advance his claim that the monster is actually Godzilla, but minus the "God" part in order to fulfill JJ Abram's dream of reinterpreting the character but in a way that doesn't breach contract or copyright

though I am a little dubious not only because of the fact one tends to lose a little authority upon the misspelling of "George." But if it were actually Godzilla I'd actually be happy; you can do a lot with that icon if you do it well.
Anyway this intrepid sleuth put together, slowed down and did something or the other of the few seconds of the actual monster from the actual trailer

which proves....it's green,probably bipedal and big. Mind=blown.

But my absolute favorite theory is this guy's based upon a script for an opera he'd been writing:

The monster in "Cloverfield" is Manhattan. The sea beast is the island itself. Why do I think this?
Depossession is my rock opera about the building of the Brooklyn Bridge. In it, the bridge's real purpose is to strap the leviathan that is Manhattan in place. Depossession is about the bridge's builders, the Roebling family, and the strange illness that affects the foundation diggers (In reality, this disease is the bends, but in my opera it's caused by proximity to the monster.)

While the opera us still in development and probably won't be in production until 2008, I've performed songs from it since 2002 and have told stories from it daily as a tour guide atop the Grayline double-decker buses. The music you're hearing in this video comes from two of the opera's instrumentals.

Ok, so back to Cloverfield - why am I so sure that the monster in Cloverfield is the island itself?

Here are Six reasons:

Reason One: Check out the movie poster. Note how the wake in the water is even from the Statue of Libery to Battery Park. Now either that is a super fast kind on monster or it means that whatever rose in the water sank back uniformly, as if you pulled your arm down all at once in a swimming pool.

Reason Two: Check out this little snippet of a clip. Look closely. Now let's slow that down and stop. Looks like a giant tentacle, right?. That, I believe, is the same tentacle that reached out to grab the head off the Statue of Libery, flinging it into the city, crushing buildings along the way. Kind of like thisÉ

Reason Three: That would also explain the fireworks we see in the trailer. All these explosions are thrusting up from the ground. The explosions are coming up because the land itself is rising up.

Reason Four: Note that the news coverage after the first rumbling in the city speculates that there might have been an earthquake. I suppose a real big monster might cause that kind of seismic activity - but an earthquake is more likely still if the island itself is the monster.

Reason Five: A lot of speculation has circulated around one of the lines from the movie: "It's Alive." Why would that be such a significant line? Because of the novelty of the island itself being alive.

Reason Six: Note than in the beginning of the teaser or the trailer, I'm not sure where it is, there's a piece of text on the screen, it says: "Multiple sighting of case designate 'Cloverfield' camera retrieved at incident site U.S. 447 area formerly known as Central Park". Now, I'll bet you anything that they picked up that video in the water. Because the island itself is gone, and the area indicated by the number 447 is where the island used to be.

That would actually be trippy and a little more terrifying in that if the bridges were down that you couldn't just hide from the monster stomping through the city because the terror would be under your feet...though that's extremely far fetched. Either way I like his creativity and thinking outside the sphere; it's fun, and a lot more in the spirit than Gregg Easterbrook's back to reality trip in TMQ

Internet chatter says the monster in Cloverfield is caused when a sinister corporation discovers a growth substance that gets out of control; either an undersea creature or a person (Web reports differ) grows to the size of a skyscraper. If this is the story line, critics may somberly contend the movie reflects social fears of steroids, HGH and genetic engineering. Or maybe they'll somberly call the flick a 9/11 parable. My guess is the movie will represent a searing social commentary on derivative plot elements, product placement and viral marketing.
...if the plot rumor about Cloverfield is correct, TMQ notes in advance: No matter what strange substance you swallowed or what radiation you were exposed to, you could not grow to the size of a skyscraper unless you consumed fantastic amounts of food. Mass doesn't materialize out of the air. The Empire State Building weighs 365,000 tons. Let's assume a biological monster of that building's magnitude, with some sort of bone structure rather than steel, could weigh less. A skyscraper-height monster would need to weigh say 100,000 tons, meaning the Cloverfield creature would need to consume at least 100,000 tons of nutrients to reach its size, then more for energy. That's a lot of Whoppers or plankton or whatever. Objects cannot spontaneously gain mass; material is required

.
Boo- such a spoilsport. Whatevs, I still think I'll enjoy it a lot as I watch it Saturday night, really drunk and tired after the caucus OR I'll probably just end up seeing 27 Dresses
{UPDATE: I forgot another one of my favorite theories that the whole movie has something to do with Wolfmother and that the monster may have been inspired by their album cover

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Who's Gay Today

REPORTEDLY

Lindsay Lohan:
(from Page Six)

WE might not see Lindsay Lohan fall into anything serious with a guy anytime soon — sources say the starlet is investing most of her time in her new best friend, Courtenay Semel. Last week, Lohan attended a holiday and house-warming party at the Los Angeles home of "Power Lesbian" Jeanette Longoria with Semel, the daughter of Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel, one partygoer told Page Six. The spy at the sapphic soiree also overheard the duo refer to themselves as roommates, and one Hollywood insider claimed they've been living together in a house in LA for about a month.

"Lindsay came with Courtenay to the party around midnight and they stayed for an hour," said our spywitness. "The girls held hands and were with each other the whole time." The tipster added, "Every time I see Lindsay, there's Courtenay. They are always together." Other insiders said that although the blond actress is still friends with her deejay pal Samantha Ronson — with whom Lohan has reportedly made out in the past — her friends say Lindsay has been spending most of her time recently with Semel. A rep for Lohan told Page Six, "The two are good friends, nothing more."" The close pals left together, and were spotted the next day shopping in Beverly Hills.

So in the interest of not just spreading rumours and innuendos (my god she's roommates with a girl! and they go shopping.together!) but rather to judge by purely superficial means if ,for Lindsay, Courtenay Semel is an upgrade over Samantha Ronson
Samantha


Courtenay

I have to say that's an upgrade, an even bigger one if you remember the fact that Courtenay's dad is a billionaire and Lindsay is broke

John Travolta:
(he's been flaming in the closet longer than I've been alive)

From Queerty

One highlight was when Travolta met Max Crumm, the young actor starring in Grease in the role Travolta made famous in film.

According to a spy, Crumm “planted himself right next to Mama Turnblad and was there through the end of the night.”

Quipped another guest: “Well, guess we know what John is doing later tonight.

My god he's talking to a young actor about a role they've both played. They must be flirting-they have nothing in common.
But yeah, he's gay, but is Max Crumm an upgrade?

Random plane guy that Travolta kissed


Max Crumm


yeah that's probably an upgrade. The plane guy looks kinda caveman, at least from the sides. P.S. is it a fact that Max is gay or is he just "broadway" and thus assumed to be?

So the gay news of today is that closeted possibly queer stars have upgraded their choices of "very close friends"

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Ewan McGregor To "Play" Gay Again

And somehow it's newsworthy; maybe it's the fact that Jim Carrey is his love interest. meh, either way.

I Love Philip Morris (is not as I thought about a smoker and the cigarette company)

Ewan McGregor will play the romantic lead opposite Jim Carrey in "I Love You Phillip Morris," a dark comedy that marks the directing debut of "Bad Santa" scribes Glenn Ficarra and John Requa.

Mad Chance's Andrew Lazar will produce with Far Shariat. Luc Besson's EuropaCorp is fully financing, and Besson is exec producer.

Carrey signed earlier in the fall to star in the fact-based tale as Steven Russell, a married father whose conman ways introduced him to the Texas prison system. There, he fell in love with cellmate Phillip Morris.

His love for Morris motivated his escape from prisons four times, once by using a green pen and bucket of water to change his prison outfit into what appeared to be surgical scrubs, another time by faking his death from AIDS and signing his own death certificate. Morris eventually got out, but Russell's escapades got him a 144-year sentence.

Sounds like it could be...something
But Ewan, I mean is he really straight? Because he plays gay so well

from Velvet Goldmine (a movie that was so homoerotic and sexy and also the main reason I think Jonathan Rhys Meyers is a member of the Queer Kids Club*)

and from that totally homoerotic saga the Star Wars prequels- read the subtext

Ewan McGregor: Elijah Wood gay. And still really hot.

*t-shirts coming soon

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Some Mitchell Report Names?

This has been circulating in my friend's office this morning and I thought it was a little shocking and worth sharing.

Names reportedly named in the Mitchell (Steroid/Performance Enhancement Drug) Report

Jose Guillen, Jay Gibbons, Juan Gonzalez, Clay Hensley, Jerry Hairston, Felix Heredia, Jr., Darren Holmes, Wally Joyner, Darryl Kile, Matt Lawton, Raul Mondesi, Mark McGwire, Guillermo Mota, Robert Machado, Damian Moss, Abraham Nunez, Trot Nixon, Jose Offerman, Andy Pettitte, Mark Prior, Neifi Perez, Rafael Palmiero, Albert Pujols, Brian Roberts, Juan Rincon, John Rocker, Pudge Rodriguez, Sammy Sosa, Scott Schoenweiis, David Segui, Alex Sanchez, Gary Sheffield, Miguel Tejada, Julian Tavarez,Fernando Tatis, Mo Vaughn, Jason Varitek, Ismael Valdez, Matt Williams and Kerry Wood.

"Brady Anderson, Manny Alexander, Rick Ankiel, Jeff Bagwell, [He who will not be named], Aaron Boone, Rafaeil Bettancourt, Bret Boone, Milton Bradley, David Bell, Dante Bichette, Albert Belle, Paul Byrd, Will Cordero, Ken Caminiti, Mike Cameron, Ramon Castro, Jose and Ozzie Canseco, Roger Clemens, Paxton Crawford, Wilson Delgado, Lenny Dykstra, Johnny Damon, Carl Everett, Kyle Farnsworth, Ryan Franklin, Troy Glaus, Rich Garces, Jason Grimsley, Troy Glaus, Eric Gagne, Nomar Garciaparra, Jason Giambi, Jeremy Giambi,

Too many former dodgers on that list for my liking and some shocking names. Gagne? Say it ain't so! Pujols? I may have been naive but he always seemed so clean cut and just like a good person and so I didn't believe earlier rumours. I had heard the rumors about Pudge, Mark Prior and Nomar but I liked them so I didn't want to believe.

It's all kinda sad. But I always knew Clemens was dirty.

[UPDATE 11:41 a.m.- Here is the official Mitchell Report, all 409 pages. And just a quick search but Pujols, Mark Prior and Nomar aren't showing up. Gagne did.]

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The Queen's Getting a Queen

Joining the ever growing ranks of homo hip hop heads ofMedia Take Out is reporting that Queen Latifah and her (girlfriend) trainer of more than 4 years Jeanette Jenkins, are engaged and that after Queen Latifah's finished promoting her current movie, The Perfect Holiday (didn't she just have a movie called Last Holiday?) the two are planning on coming out to the world about their engagement.
I can't say this is shocking news to anyone, it seems like an rather open secret (who would be shocked if Nathan Lane married his boyfriend?) And after all I mean Latifah is a big girl and all but to have had a trainer for so many years the results kinda make you wonder what exactly has been the focus of the training... (and I could've made that very dirty)

But I'm just happy to see that after the drama of last year with the rumours of infidelity on both sides and imminent break ups that those crazy kids made it work. It guess it is all bout the U.N.I.T.Y.

Good luck you two! and just remember Jeanette "when you're good to Mama, Mama's good to you"and...some of the lyrics to that song can be quite hilarious when placed into this context

If you want my gravy
Pepper my raggoo -
Spice it up for Mama
She'll get hot for you!

Let's all stroke together
Like the Princeton crew -
When you're strokin' Mama
Mama's strokin' you!

too perfect.

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The Internet is One Big Knitting Circle

Knitting circles are supposed to be places for gossip right?
Anyway I saw this on Queerty this morning and I was immediately hooked and intrigued

This successful rapper has drawn headlines in the past over his alleged homosexual acts. Since the start of his career rumors have swirled that he plays for the other team. However in a recent interview, when asked about if there are any misconceptions about him that he would like to clear up he immediately defended himself calling the rumors nonsense. This particular MC burst on the scene with a catchy tune that had everyone using his trademark accent.However after three albums his celebrity star has seemed to have descended.

He had a bitter battle with another popular rapper and even accused said rapper of shady business practices. But has since resolved all issues with said rapper. This particular hip-hop star has delved into creating a female fashion line, which have further spread the gay rumor.

No matter how much he tries to deny the gay rumors theres [sic] a certain tattoo that seems to haunt him when people see it.

It was originally posted here asking the question "Which Rapper is Denying Gay Rumors?" and according to the comments people seem to think it's either Nelly, Chingy or The Game.
Well through my extensive knowledge and minutes upon minutes of research I want to try to deduce the identity. My original and pretty immediate guess was Nelly, fyi.

Since the start of his career rumors have swirled that he plays for the other team: A lot of people seem to think that Chingy's gay or at least bisexual. I really can't find anything for Nelly or The Game. A Red stripe for Chingy

This particular MC burst on the scene with a catchy tune that had everyone using his trademark accent: Nelly's first hit was Country Grammar and I remember there being maybe an accent, though I'm not sure if it could be considered "trademark" worthy. The Game is from L.A. and we usually don't have accents plus his opening single wasn't anywhere near as catchy as Nelly or Chingy. Chingy's first single (and the only one I know by him) was Right Thurr and I remember everyone everyone doing that "thurr" thing. It was annoying. An Orange stripe for Chingy

However after three albums his celebrity star has seemed to have descended: This one I had a little trouble with, interpretation wise. Did it mean after the first big album he had three subpar albums? two subpar albums? For Nelly I remember his second album being a monster, Nellyville, and he's only release two other albums since then (with another supposedly being released within a week or two) for a total of 4+1 and, at least in my mind, his celebrity has dipped. The Game has only released two albums, so that should maybe disqualify him (though he did make really homophobic statements so, maybe self hating a bit?) Chingy has released three albums with a fourth due by the end of the year. Hmm. Matches up well. That's a Yellow stripe for Chingy

He had a bitter battle with another popular rapper and even accused said rapper of shady business practices. But has since resolved all issues with said rapper: All of them have had beefs- Nelly with Eminem and KRS-One, Chingy was in a feud with Nelly and Ludacris. The Game with...just about everyone really. Though i haven't found any mention to business dealing so far for any of them. [UPDATE: Upon further research Chingy accused DTP of mismanaging his money. Winner.] A Green stripe for Chingy

This particular hip-hop star has delved into creating a female fashion line: The Game created a fashion line but it's for men. The Frank Pace collection. Nelly has had a fashion line for women for a few years called Apple Bottom so maybe that's it. Chingy has just launched a line call Pink Monkey, which is...interesting (and sounds like something I'd think a creative homophobic racist would call a black gay dude) I'm giving a Blue stripe to Chingy

No matter how much he tries to deny the gay rumors theres [sic] a certain tattoo that seems to haunt him when people see it.: The Game has a butterfly tattoo near his eye, but face tattoos are really scary so I don't think people would consider that "gay". Nelly has a bundle of tattoos though I can't see the specifics, though I'm sure there's one that has to be embarrassing. Chingy has a tattoo on his neck that says Daddy's Angel. And finally a Purple stripe to Chingy.

and we all know what red orange yellow green blue and purple in that order makes

Well, that was surprisingly one sided. All that's left to do is appear on the cover of Vibe (and hang out with Bow Wow.) Chingy has totally won today's gay sweepstakes.
(and this was soo much fun, I'm a little embarrassed.)

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